6.08.2005

Pirates Apparently Suck Ass

Please, for the love of god, do yourself a favor and go to this blog. It's the funniest thing I've seen since I saw a Korean girl whip out Peter's wang-chung-and-naughty-bits in Daniels' basement.

  • Four Ninja Food Groups


  • This blog has the official Miranda Moure seal of approval, which means alot because as I was explaining to Poser Counts earlier today: "I have like a grillion friend points."

    Also, it has been brought to my attention that Daniel is apparently pissed at me because I said earlier in this very blog that he was hitting on a sixteen year old girl. Apparently, I have a huge apology to make because as Poser Counts has informed me, "dude, that wasn't Daniel, that was totally me!"
    Ooops.

    Oh, and also--been to RCU's blog lately? Do youself another favor and take care of that one. I mean, of everyone on my blogroll this one's not just interveiwing rappers and quoting Mike Tyson. Much like my blog, it's all about the quality. You know what I mean? Were talkin' 100% tit and/or ass discussion.

    Oh, and also, new piece in the next couple of days. Seriously. Well, if I can come to grips with how much I dislike it. Also, Grant, the bartender at Molotovs gave me two PBR's, a Steam, and a Makers rocks for five bucks last night. I have the best job ever.

    Okay, wait, one more thing. This is THE LAST update to this post. I promise. The thing is is that Nick pointed out that some of you may not know who RCU is. Well, RCU is a clever nickname that Jen gave to Mark Huntsman many a moon ago. That is all.
    --M

    5 comments:

    danielsummit said...

    Not that I was embarassed that you said I was hitting on a 16 year old girl, it was just the fact that I had no recollection of it! Oh, and by the way, pirates are way cooler than those gay ass ninjas...come on, don't make me mention American Ninja 3!

    Nick said...

    Sweet, who/where/when/what the fuck is RCU?

    Milkshake said...

    Pirates are kinda cooler--and I like thier food groups more:
    Sandwich, Candy, Whiskey, Revenge.

    Thaozee said...

    A pirate's food groups are Rum, Wenches, Hooks, and Parrots

    "Hoist dem sails and bring da rum, wenches! We be going to pillage the town and kidnap the governor's daughter! yaarrr yaaarr"

    muffin said...

    I generally have a hard time eating hooks. Wenches are delicious, though.

    Awesome blog, you are an incredible writer.