Pirates Apparently Suck Ass
Please, for the love of god, do yourself a favor and go to this blog. It's the funniest thing I've seen since I saw a Korean girl whip out Peter's wang-chung-and-naughty-bits in Daniels' basement.
Four Ninja Food Groups
This blog has the official Miranda Moure seal of approval, which means alot because as I was explaining to Poser Counts earlier today: "I have like a grillion friend points."
Also, it has been brought to my attention that Daniel is apparently pissed at me because I said earlier in this very blog that he was hitting on a sixteen year old girl. Apparently, I have a huge apology to make because as Poser Counts has informed me, "dude, that wasn't Daniel, that was totally me!"
Ooops.
Oh, and also--been to RCU's blog lately? Do youself another favor and take care of that one. I mean, of everyone on my blogroll this one's not just interveiwing rappers and quoting Mike Tyson. Much like my blog, it's all about the quality. You know what I mean? Were talkin' 100% tit and/or ass discussion.
Oh, and also, new piece in the next couple of days. Seriously. Well, if I can come to grips with how much I dislike it. Also, Grant, the bartender at Molotovs gave me two PBR's, a Steam, and a Makers rocks for five bucks last night. I have the best job ever.
Okay, wait, one more thing. This is THE LAST update to this post. I promise. The thing is is that Nick pointed out that some of you may not know who RCU is. Well, RCU is a clever nickname that Jen gave to Mark Huntsman many a moon ago. That is all.
--M
This blog has the official Miranda Moure seal of approval, which means alot because as I was explaining to Poser Counts earlier today: "I have like a grillion friend points."
Also, it has been brought to my attention that Daniel is apparently pissed at me because I said earlier in this very blog that he was hitting on a sixteen year old girl. Apparently, I have a huge apology to make because as Poser Counts has informed me, "dude, that wasn't Daniel, that was totally me!"
Ooops.
Oh, and also--been to RCU's blog lately? Do youself another favor and take care of that one. I mean, of everyone on my blogroll this one's not just interveiwing rappers and quoting Mike Tyson. Much like my blog, it's all about the quality. You know what I mean? Were talkin' 100% tit and/or ass discussion.
Oh, and also, new piece in the next couple of days. Seriously. Well, if I can come to grips with how much I dislike it. Also, Grant, the bartender at Molotovs gave me two PBR's, a Steam, and a Makers rocks for five bucks last night. I have the best job ever.
Okay, wait, one more thing. This is THE LAST update to this post. I promise. The thing is is that Nick pointed out that some of you may not know who RCU is. Well, RCU is a clever nickname that Jen gave to Mark Huntsman many a moon ago. That is all.
--M
posted by Miranda Moure at 12:38 AM
5 Comments:
Not that I was embarassed that you said I was hitting on a 16 year old girl, it was just the fact that I had no recollection of it! Oh, and by the way, pirates are way cooler than those gay ass ninjas...come on, don't make me mention American Ninja 3!
Sweet, who/where/when/what the fuck is RCU?
Pirates are kinda cooler--and I like thier food groups more:
Sandwich, Candy, Whiskey, Revenge.
A pirate's food groups are Rum, Wenches, Hooks, and Parrots
"Hoist dem sails and bring da rum, wenches! We be going to pillage the town and kidnap the governor's daughter! yaarrr yaaarr"
I generally have a hard time eating hooks. Wenches are delicious, though.
Awesome blog, you are an incredible writer.
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