10.01.2005

Pimp My Blog






Yo, Son!! This blog is tricked out as fuck! We got a hot-ass turquoise background set on 39" diamond and moon-rock encrusted spinners like BAM!!! Yo, yo--this shit is hotter than a four year old boy on the Neverland Ranch!! We pimped this shit with 17 screens! Snoop don't even got 17 screens! This bitch got an espresso machine and a fish tank! Ba-BAM!! CSS can kiss my smooth black ass! This shit has 35 grillion watt speakers and an amp that could warp space time! Dizzam! This subwoofer could stop yo' muthafuckin' heart! BAM! This blog got more BLING than ANTWERP! Yeah dog, I said ANTWERP! Y'all ever been there? Shit yeah they got hella bling! Why would I lie homie? YEAH! I FUCKIN' SAW IT! What nigga? That's it, I'm gonna FUCK YOU UP. Call me a liar, niggaz gonna get killed. Throw your mutha fuckin' guns in the air, 'cause I put gangsta rap on the map.
--M

6 comments:

Thaozee said...

It's safe to say that your blog is currently the illest blog kickin around. Your color scheme is mad crazy. I think it's time I change my layout too.

rectangulation of the nation!

Nick said...

I absolutely fucking love girls who know every word to EZ's "give me that nut".

Milkshake said...

HAHAHA!!! Mathisen has no idea how much he loves me then--Gimme That Nut was my theme song on NYCD 2002.

~PhoenixRising said...

Espresso machine and 22s that keep on spinnin? I fold.

~PhoenixRising said...

Oh yeah, son. I was gonna call you over the weekend... I actually tried twice, yo! And everytime I got shut down by your cellular phone claiming some shit like the number I dialed wasn't in service or something. I mean, when you're drunk as fuck wandering the streets of NYC at 5 am and your trying to rock a phonecall to the other coast, you don't need to hear all this ish about numbers and dialing and retrying your call... it just ain't poppin. So get that shit hemmed up, and I'll be calling again.

Milkshake said...

goddamnit!! I've been dealing with this shit ever since my phone got stolen. I'm so sick of this shit. Cingular is gonna get FUCKED UP. HARD.