12.01.2005

"I'd like to thank my nomad girlfriends..."

One might sit around, drunk no less, and contemplate who might play one in a film. Someone like me might consider Rosario Dawson or Gabrielle Union; but as some of you may know, my modest dreams were thwarted by the (possible) likes of Katie Holmes (bitch).
When one is faced with some toothy-grinned white girl playing your own bangin-assed self, one is forced to come up with some new drunken party game associated with fame. I bring to you: I'd Like to Thank the Academy.

This game is three parted.

1) Decide what you would wear to the Academy Awards.
2) Plan your acceptance speech.
3) Figure out who you will sleep with after the after parties.

Commence playing.

You're welcome.
--M

3 comments:

Queer Comandeer said...

Sweet. I love multi-part games.

1) John Galliano Homme
2) Something like that speech Fiona Apple gave that time, but with more obsene hand gestures and spitting.
3)The cast of Bareback Mountain; The Philippe Family, on the condition that Reese reverts to her 'Freeway' days.

Sam said...

I'd only consider going to accept my Academy Award if it were the kinky costume party-themed Academy Award year. That said...

1) 80's Pirate costume, complete with warm-ups.
2) I'd propose a toast, to Honor.
3) After trying to get a collection of $400 together to sleep with you, you and I would run away with $399 of other people's money and get more tattoos. Then we could retire to the bed of the Un (or ex-Un) of our choice, complete with matching sore left arms.
3-a) Angelina.

Sam said...

Oh, and also, I miss you.

... and I would have called you except it's 7am and I'm pretty sure my bed time.