3.31.2006

"Ass, ass, titty, titty!"

A recap:

"I don't want no part o' yo' tired-ass cunt-ry club, ya freak bitch!"
--Arrested Development

What that is recapping I'm not quite sure, but I did watch some Undeclared on DVD last night--so maybe that's more like a shout out to quality comedies. And to Ron. And to Sleepovers. Oh, speaking of having sleepovers with Ron and watching Arrested Development:

"This is my boyfriend Damien. Of course, I use the term boyfriend loosely as clearly, Damien is a homosexual."
--Sex and the City

Ahh. SATC--the official program of my wives and I. The reason Sam and I used to oft call Jen "Carrie" and Amanda "Charlotte" so they wouldn't feel left out.

I have no idea where this is going, but if you have never heard the song "Ass Ass Titty Titty" (written by fellow Carnie Erica Cryer) then I will gladly sing it for you @ NYCD release party (finally) on Saturday, Apr. 1, 2006. It's @ my house, 891 Post #307--don't bother w/ the buzzer, it doesn't work.

I'll call y'all to confirm tomorrow.

ETA on Jen is now five days. Sweet. When she gets here, she will no doubt note that the topless picture of me in my new header clearly has my ex-boyfriend photoshopped out of it. She's quite familiar with the original--in fact, I think she was the one who took that pic many moons ago in a smoky guitar-laden apartment in Olympia.

I should take this time to point out that the word "Carnie" is much like the word "Dyke". While I can say both, you will most likely have to say "Circus Worker" and "Lesbian". Ha ha. I can also say "Fag", "Nigger", "Cracker", "Honkey", "Oreo", "Coconut", "Slut", "White Power" and "Jew". It is most likely that you cannot.

All my ass, my titty, my other titty, my ass, and my love,
--M

[edit: 4.2.06--Davey sent me this. Listen to this song, then insert the line "Carnies like to work it bitch!" and you'll pretty much have an idea of what "ass ass titty titty" was like. Also imagine me and Erica shaking our frikken asses and titties with an abandon that can only come with Sunday night at the Circus.]

1 comment:

~PhoenixRising said...

http://www.turntablelab.com/assets/audio/8442/24609.ram

What you know about ass 'n titties?