3.15.2006

For Ron--Why I Might Not Go Out Tonight

Things I Said to All My Exes All The Time When They Would Call Me

By: Miranda Moure

“But it’s three in the morning…okay, I’ll be over in twenty minutes.”

“It’s raining out and…you’re right, I’ll see you in twenty minutes.”

“I really think we should break up, but on the other hand it shouldn’t take me longer than fifteen or twenty minutes to get over to your house.”

“Well, it’ll only take me like twenty minutes. What? Fine, time me then asshole.”

“WHAT? OH MY GOD I CAN’T STAND YOU! MAKE IT FIFTEEN!”

1 comment:

Queer Comandeer said...

Awww.... I think you should let me take you out to clear your head. Be in the Mission in twenty minutes.