5.05.2006

Things I Wonder If God Can Do

by: Milkshake Moure

1. Make a mix CD so good that even he couldn't turn it off.
2. Tell a joke so funny that even he couldn't stop laughing.
3. Windex a sliding glass door so clean that even he doesn't realize it's there later when he's all drunk and trying to go out on the deck for a smoke.

--M

[On a side note: Ron called me this [afternoon] and was all like: "I think I may have told you something last night that I never meant to say and that NEVER NEEDS REPEATING." Now, because of the events of the last, oh, five minutes or so, I'm thinking I did the exact same thing. So basically I'm saying to Ron: I wont tell if you wont tell.]

[edit: 5.11--I had to add this.
Bensinger333 said...
What about:
4. Can God cut you so bad, that even he wishes he hadn't cut you so bad?
May 11, 2006 5:38 AM]

[edit: 5.12--I really had to add this.
Miranda:
I'm going to pass on this one, but I do thank you for taking the time to submit.
Best, John Warner
p.s.--they wouldn't know a hilarious list if they saw one. Okay, also, that's not true. --M]

3 comments:

Thaozee said...

"I'm turning into liquid!"...

...doesn't do it justice at this very moment if I was shouting it. Relevance.

My friend walked into a sliding door once. It was like that scene in Austen Powers when they go back in time. I swear he was hanging there for a full second. Wait no, it was flyscreen door inside the sliding glass door. Still funny

Bensinger333 said...

What about:
4. Can God cut you so bad, that even he wishes he hadn't cut you so bad?

Queer Comandeer said...

Thanks Miranda, deal. Cause also today I was rethinking how very, very, VERY wrong I was about that one. Gross.