7.25.2006

Milkshake Moure, Cool Slut Oldfield, Jenny-Bean Gerking and introducing...

London Morlock.

This is the reason I'm most excited for this trip [don't get pissed Bobby, I know that I'll get you all to myself on the night of the fifth. yay!].

Seriously; The four of us are the four of us.
I never thought it would happen quite like this. Tiiight.

On a side note, I'm designing a template for Jenny-Bean's new blog, and here are a few themes I'm contemplating:

1. The last supper feat. Kanye West as Jesus.
2. Puppies and Kitties with pink and purple hearts and stuff.
3. A cheap Ann Geddies knockoff except with me in a bucket wearing bunny ears. This one, again, would be pink.
4. That one picture of Nate grinding on me and Jenny while drunk with "Oui, Merci" in gothic letters over it.
5. A MySpace sucks theme with pictures of that Tom kid getting crucified.
6. The last supper feat. Lil Kim as Jesus (much like the first one, but this one is pink).
7. A "let's get plastered" theme with tiled pics of Oly, PBR, and Old Style. This one is perfect because Jenny doesn't drink beer.
8. A Captain Morgan's theme and when you get there there's a repeating audio that says: "Arrrr! Welcome to my blog, matey!"
9. A "my black ass" theme with lots of pics taken of my ass in short skirts while drunk with Jen's face photo shopped onto them. This one is also pink.
10. An artfully created representation of my dear little Jenny-Bean combining my favorite pictures of her in a color scheme I know she'll like. like pink.
--M

[p.s.--this is so weird. also, it happened to me, too.]

2 comments:

~PhoenixRising said...

My dear milkshake,
I cry reading these words. Has our passionate love gone so far astray that I lose out not to one person, nor two, but an entire three? These tears, these tears. Soon I'll be on a transcontinental flight across this mighty country, but can you unbreak my heart? Say you'll love me again? undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the door and walked outta my life? uncry these tears I cried so many nights? Take back that sad word good-bye, bring back the joy to my life, don't leave me here with these tears, come and kiss this pain away, I can't forget the day you left, time is so unkind, and life is so cruel without you here beside me....


(Who else you know gonna flip Toni Braxton lyrics on yah, huh? Tell me that. Tell me. Say my name. That's right. Mother Fuckin Little Bobby Fischer. Gangster to the core. Just cause I listen to Sarah McLaugchlin doesn't mean I'm not HARDCORE.)

jennifer said...

OMG Ponies!