8.18.2006

88 Lines Part 2: List

Alternative Titles for the Classic Song 88 Lines About 44 Women
by: Miranda Moure

Chicks I Boned

The Number of Women I've Slept With Is Divisible By Both 4 and 11

My Therapist Advised I Should Write This Song Purely For the Subsequent Catharsism

All of the Women Described Thus Are Beautiful, But Upon Meeting Them One Should Note These Interesting Attributes About Their Characters As Per Listed; Except For That Bitch Bobbie-Sox: I Hate You, Your Band Sucks, and I'm Glad Your Cat Died That One Time

Bitches Be Crazy

Oops, I Did It Again

--M

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