9.13.2006

"Bandwagon? Anyone? C'mon, tomorrow's Survey Thursday. It's a tradition, Dammit!!"

The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color::Brown
Hair Color::Brown
Height::5'7"-5'8"
Favorite Color::Red or Green
Screen Name::Milkshake
Favorite Band::Soul Coughing
Favorite Movie::The Dark Crystal
Favorite Show::Undeclared
Your Car::Muni
Your Hometown::Seattle
Your Present Town::San Francisco
Your Crushes First Name::Haha..."William", because Meredith wont let me say his real name because she hates this other guy with the same name. Also, Kyle Palmer and Woody Lopez for shits and giggles.
Your Grade::Grade A Hot Sexy Rock Star.
Your Style::Awesome.
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?:Yes.
Kissed someone in the rain?:Definitely. Jen remembers.
Danced in a public place?:Of course.
Smiled for no reason?:Uh...yeah.
Laughed so hard you cried?:All the time.
Peed your pants after age 8?:Yup. Sock drawer too.
Written a song?:Hahaha. Yes. It was 89 lines long.
Sang to someone for no reason?:Every single day.
Performed on a stage?:Yes. Drunk. And sober too, I suppose.
Talked to someone you don't know?:Never. Just kidding! Of course I have.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:Yes. And I'm still waiting for Patrick to come around.
Made out in a theatre?:Duh.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:Yup.
Been in love?:Many times.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?:Sam, the man who owns the coffee shop.
Tell you, I love you?:Mindy.
Kiss you?:Nicholas.
Hug you?:Sally.
Tell you BYE?:Peter.
Write you a note?:Jeannine.
Take your photo?:Jess.
Call your cell phone?:Erica.
Buy you something?:??
Go with you to the movies?:Peter.
Sing to you?:Peter.
Write a poem about you?:David.
Text message you?:Jeannine.
Touch you?:Peter.
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?:10 minutes ago.
Time you cried?:I have no idea. Probably January. No wait! When I got my new job, but before that, January.
Movie you watched?:Empire Records
Joke you told?:The hipster/lightbulb joke.
Song you've sang?:"Deborah" by Beck
Time you've looked at the clock?:10:29
Drink you've had?:Coffee.
Number you've dialed?:To Sally.
Book you've read?:The History of Rock and Roll
Food you've eaten?:Pizza. It made me hella ill.
Flavor of gum chewed?:Crappy Scary Melon that Sam gave me, I think.
Shoes you've worn?:Chucks.
Store you've been in?:Bennetton
Thing you've said?:"Thank You."
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?:No.
Whistle?:Yes.
Blow a bubble?:Uh-huh.
Roll your tounge in a circle?:Yup.
Cross your eyes?:Can't everyone?
Touch your tounge to your nose?:No.
Dance?:Kinda.
Gleek?:Never. And I've fucking tried.
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:Of course. Both on and off drugs.
Speak a different language?:Not sober.
Impersonate someone?:Yeah, that bitch at Nick's Crispy Taco's that I almost had to check last Friday.
Prank call people?:Not as much as I should.
Make a card pyramid?:I never have.
Cook anything?:I can cook everything.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...:...boy, I'd be named Michael.
I wish ...:...I had a Monster Truck.
So many people don't know that ...:...I wasn't always like this.
I am ...:...scared most of the time.
My heart is ...:...full of myself.
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You've been totally Bzoink*d

4 comments:

charles.bukowski.costanza said...

dear milkshake.

you so crazy.

i think i wanna have your baby.

~PhoenixRising said...

Man, fuck that bitch. Shoulda checked her in the neck, WORD!

(uh, I'll take this tomorrow. I'm at work drinking miller high life at OMG 10:30)

Queer Comandeer said...

Rad! I was at work and then I totally got bzoink*d! Read on...

Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5'8
Favorite Color:: Red
Screen Name:: QC
Favorite Band:: The Pixies
Favorite Movie:: Delicatessen/Freeway
Favorite Show:: Arrested Development
Your Car:: Muni
Your Hometown:: West Stockbridge
Your Present Town:: San Francisco
Your Crushes First Name:: Nathan, at least for the next 15 minutes
Your Grade:: 45 degrees
Your Style:: Hot Rod

* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Once, when I was tripping. The ladder up there is all rotten and missing rungs, and now I would never even try getting up that death trap.
Kissed someone in the rain?: Yeah
Danced in a public place?: Duh
Smiled for no reason?: Uh...yeah.
Laughed so hard you cried?: "I don't want no part of your tired-ass country club ya freak bitch!"
Peed your pants after age 8?: yeah, usually while laughing so hard I cried.
Written a song?: nope
Sang to someone for no reason?: Yeah, we had quite the session camping this weekend.
Performed on a stage?: Tons, I used to be an art-fag drama-nerd
Talked to someone you don't know?: Do you know how much I make out?
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yes.
Made out in a theatre?: Actually, never. Now I sound like a liar.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Rollerjam: every last Thursday at Mighty
Been in love?: just with dogs. Meaning actual canines.

* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Marily.
Tell you, I love you?: Moms.
Kiss you?: Max.
Hug you?: Eli.
Tell you BYE?: Eli.
Write you a note?: Ryan.
Take your photo?: Eli.
Call your cell phone?: Anna.
Buy you something?: Jane.
Go with you to the movies?: Ryan/Siobahn/Apryl
Sing to you?: The campfires
Write a poem about you?: ??
Text message you?: Cingular telling me to pay my bill.
Touch you?: Jen.

* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: within the last 5 min.
Time you cried?: Two weeks ago when I thought I broke my friends car I was borrowing. Turns out I was just using the trunk key.
Movie you watched?: A Hole in my Heart. Whoa.
Joke you told?: This really bad one about fat chicks and bricks.
Song you've sang?: Like I said, we really worked it out over the fire. I think the last one was either 'Cold As Ice' or 'Never Gonna Get It (My Lovin)'
Time you've looked at the clock?: 8:47 pm
Drink you've had?: Coffee.
Number you've dialed?: Work to tell them I'd be 2 hours late.
Book you've read?: Love in the Time of Cholera.
Food you've eaten?: Bacon Cheese Burger. mmm.
Flavor of gum chewed?: I don't like gum.
Shoes you've worn?: Black Ferragamos.
Store you've been in?: Mission Thrift.
Thing you've said?: "...so we can bone them"

* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: No.
Whistle?: Yes.
Blow a bubble?: Yes.
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Yes.
Cross your eyes?: Yeah.
Touch your tounge to your nose?: No.
Dance?: Not well, not that that matters.
Gleek?: Gross, no.
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yup.
Speak a different language?: Well, my kitchen Spanish can get me by.
Impersonate someone?: Oh man, thats my forte.
Prank call people?: Only if I don't know them. Last time I went to New York we had a whole slew of people signed up to audition for drums in my all didgeradoo band called 'Nuclear Pancake'.
Make a card pyramid?: Maybe. Boring.
Cook anything?: Fuck yeah.

* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: ...guitarist I would totally join a metal band.
I wish ...: ...I could afford to travel whenever I pleased.
So many people don't know that ...: ...I have a secret attraction to Guidos.
I am ...: ...a big deal.
My heart is ...: ...hungry.

~PhoenixRising said...

What about our erased childhoods? I still need some reflection on that one :)