Wish List.

Today is September 24th.

My 26th Birthday is in 35 days.

If you remember correctly, last year I made a four-item wish list, and every one came true. I've decided that this year, I will do the same, with my final selection of four debuting on my blog one week previous to "Weekend of Debauchery '06".

I have, however, decided to start with one BIG list, and slowly add more and pare it down untill I'm ABSOLUTELY SURE what I would like to come true on October 29th, 2006.
If you also remember correctly, my last birthday was terrible resulting in me frantically breaking up with my boyfriend, sleeping with my ex, dealing with my daughter stealing $700 from Mindy, jumping on an airplane with the flu, and at one point taking six cabs to and from Lower Haight in the middle of the night. Also, I almost had to check a Canadian bitch. Great party, though.

Anyway, here goes.

Preliminary Birthday Wish List
1. For Shaun to spend the night at my new house, watch Undeclared, eat Turkish take-out, and have him help me artfully drape my blankets on my couch.
2. For Samantha, Lauren, Ian, and Jen to make good on thier birthday promise of visiting me.
3. For my cat to have visitation rights.
4. Cake. (This one's from last year, I know.)
5. Meatloaf.
6. Socks and pink panties. Lots of them.
7. A party at Cafe Royale, the Tenderloin's Peach Pit.
8. A bottle of Veuve Cliquot. Make it two.
9. For Erica to break up with Miguel. (Long story.)
10. Everything I've ever wanted.

Well, there's the first ten. The trick to making birthday wishes come true? Take an active role.

More soon.


~PhoenixRising said...

I think Everclear is more fitting for birthdays. Nothing says "W0000W0W0WW0W00W0000! I'M OLDER BIIIITCH!" than high-proof liquor.

~PhoenixRising said...

And with any luck I might be in the city when you get older... No promises, of course. :)

Thaozee said...

5. Meatloaf.

The robust singer with the voice of angels revving their V8? I have to sit down just talking about him. Goodluck securing him

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