4.06.2007

Superstition

These are all comments from ONE VIDEO found on YouTube. It doesn't even matter which one.
Typographic errors have been corrected and irreverent smiley's have been removed 'cause they drive me nuts.
Enjoy.

Now if you stared reading this don't stop its really scary! Okay, send this to five other videos in 143 minutes. When you are done press F6 and your crush's name will appear on the screen in big letters!!! This is weird because it does work. If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years.

Its kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! I'ts so weird!

This is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! I'ts kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's soo weird!

Now, what gets me isn't that people fall for this, and not that people that write these have too much spare time, but...okay. Here's an example.

Say you have a crush on a guy, let's call him John. Now say you repost this message a grillion times and press F1, ALT F4 and F6--and then it says JOHN on your screen. I mean, didn't you already know that? Wouldn't it be cooler if the name of the guy who likes you appeared on your screen like some sort of internet fortune teller? Here are some replies to these comments.

Don't do it I swear I did it and it closes the window!

Shut the fuck up you loser faggots with those fake gay-ass chain letter comment things. If you believe in them you're a moron who needs to get plowed down by a truck!

And yet in all the replies, no one points this out. NOT ONE PERSON.

And now, just for shits and giggles, here's the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet except for that guy who spelled the word genius wrong.

In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake. Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night when you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes. Repost 3 times to be saved.

--M

p.s.--Bukkake Bukkake.

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