9.12.2008

WANTED: Mothersnuggin' Craig's List Hilarity

Hahaha.

I have got to quit smoking so much pot. That being said, here's a funny little something Crystal and I came up with this evening.

Seriously, check this out.

I'll post responses as we get them.

--M
[p.s.--do us a solid, and flag this best of craig's list.]

9.13.08 edits: responses.

"Is the one on the left a monkey of some sort?"

"Damn it, where's my guy friend when I need him!!! I love the term steaknife...the mental graphic is hot :) Well ladies (with hills), there's just one of me. I won't say the obvious out of some tiny bit of gentlemen in me, but if your even thinking it, it would be soooooo much damn fun. Would that be like a double patty-steaknife :)"

"Are you chicks fer real???" to which we responded:

"No. It's just a joke. We were stoned and bored. We are fucking the neighbors, though. It's funny, you're the only one who realized. Haha!" --M and then he said back:

"Hahaha!! Fucking the neighbors…..how fucking easy is that!"

"Hi. I am just one guy with enough energy and imagination to completely satisfy both of you by myself. Best tongue action you will ever have pleasure of enjoying. And a nice thick cock for you both to suck on and ride till dawn if you like."

"Hi Ladies...nice ad!! I dont have a roommate..single guy..but 33/m and live in Ballard...interested in chatting?"

"Bummer, I am only one person ;) Other than that I fit what you are looking for."

"Hey my name is craig im a 27yr old construction worker and live in north seattle.As for looks im clean cut except for my sideburns,6ft tall,175lbs,athletic,tan,toned,dark features and definately not bad lookin.For fun i enjoy sports,music,the gym,a good movie,trying new resteraunts and goin out once in a while to name a few.If you want i can send pics just let me know."

"That sounds totally rad, but I don't have a male roommate... so maybe you can mix and match? haha

"I do live on the first hill area :) I'm an easy going 28 year old musician with a day job..... and I NEVER forget to go to the store before 2 :P"

"well there is 2 of us here..22 and 25 in west seattle so whats good? i have pics but craigslist says they are 2 large of files..but i do have yahoo and msn messenger so let me know something."

"Fuckin and drinkin are what I do best. did you get the pic i sent?"
[he is referring to a pic of a cock poised next to a Coors Lite]

"id like to steaknife with both of you..."

"One of the most amazing ads ever. Here's your cookie, you definitely earned it :D"

"So here it is. I too have a roommate and a friend that lives close by. We dont live in Georgetown . We live in Tacoma. We dont ride bicycle. We ride Harley-Davidson. We all have money and like to party too and drink. I personally drink Jameson ( im irish ) the other two drink whatever they feel. Im going to send what pics i can from my work pc if you respond ill get you more of all of us. Or fuck it and lets just meet get fucked up and have a great time. Might even have to get the boat out and party on it too. This reply to you isnt BS either."

"HI JAY HERE AND I LIKE YOUR PROFILE. PLEASE SEND MORE PICS AND CONTACT INFO. I LIVE IN CAPITAL HILL/FIRST HILL AREA. PART OF SEATTLE.LETS MEET FOR DRINKS NOW OR LATER GIRL. I'M A BARTENDER AT THE CAPTIAL CLUB IE 414 E.PINE AND I CAN HOST A PARTY ANYTIME. MY ROOMMATE IS VERY COOL AND ASIAN. HE IS 5'8'' FASHION DESIGNER AND WE LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY. 420 READY. ;LETS TALK ABOUT THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AN SHARE SOME PASSION IF YOU CAN HANG!!"


That's it for now.
--M

3 comments:

angelica said...

i'm laughing so hard i can't even stand it!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

dear miranda,

this is both brilliant and hilarious. at once. i decided to check in on you because i suddenly remembered this one time when jon-o green told you that you suck so much that you were from suckina faso.

i'm living in new york now, copyediting for an encyclopedia publisher, which is why i was thinking about burkina faso today.

anyway, send me an update. i bet stuff has changed in the last, what, two years.

cheers,
megan fka huycke
hydrozoa@hotmail.com

huntsmanic said...

i'd like, among other things, so say that there's a line i'm stealing -- "might even have to get the boat out and party on it too." seriously, i have to go now so i can begin stealing this over and over.

-mark "might even have to get the boat out" huntsman