7.30.2012

Peanut Butter & Pickles.

So I'm sitting around my apartment, exhausted, procrastinating on some stuff, and suddenly I have an OVERWHELMING NEED FOR ICE CREAM. And then I made a quip on Facebook about requiring a pregnancy test. In actuality, I'm pretty sure that pregnancy would be impossible for me right now. I mean, more impossible than usual as I totally have an IUD.

And then I thought of the five greatest flavors of ice cream that don't exist. Enjoy.

5. Mandarin Orange and Fortune Cookie.
Dude, I don't even like fortune cookies, but doesn't this sound amazing? I would eat the shit out of that. And none of this orange swirl in vanilla ice cream crap, I mean the whole ice cream would be mandarin orange flavored, and then there would be chunks of fortune cookie in it. Mmm.

4. Birthday Cake and Lemonade.
Okay, wait. Don't give up on this one yet--just think about it for a second. Candied lemon peels, chunks of white cake, and a pink buttercream frosting swirl? Yes.

3. Sangria.
Red wine and fruit sorbet. I could seriously eat about a gallon of that.

2. Balsamic Vinegar and Granny Smith Apple Pie.
Okay, hold on. Just...alright fine. This one might just be me.

And finally the greatest ice cream never invented,

1. French Fry Neopolitan.
WHY IS THIS NOT A THING.

--M

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